Thursday, May 8, 2008
Funny Tombstone Inscriptions
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
Here lies Ann Mann
who lived an old maid
but died an old Mann.
December 8, 1767
As I am now, you soon shall be.
Prepare for death and follow me.
Scribbled below: To follow you I'm not content
Until I know which way you went.
Here lies the body of our Anna,
Done to death by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a 44